I'm working on it, folks - I promise. Part 4 of the Toddles Was Happy Saga (see here for parts 1, 2 and 3) is currently being drafted, sneered at and rewritten. And it's got to get written, because how else am I going to respond to a tag, tell you stories about the Toddles' new shoe fetish, the Eldest's birthday, a pot of boiling water that missed the unexpected child (but not me) and especially, What Came Next?
Got to do this thing. Hang with me, people, because I'm writing my ass off here.