but it's Sunday!

...and I'm totally drained. The partner got up, gave the Eldest his dose of clotting factor, did the dishes, took the boys to morning services at the synagogue, and got me non-coffee. (Note to partner-man: large coffee, Dunkin' Donuts, extra extra skim milk, extra sugar. Go.) Then I hauled myself around doing laundry, while he took out the trash, cleaned up the yard waste that has been decomposing in the side walkway and cleaned out the basement window wells. Now I'm lying down, supposedly taking a nap.

What the hell? Did the partner and I switch places? And if so, who is going to go and pound in the edging for my flower beds?

I'm in that almost sleepy state where I could maybe sleep, but I'm staring blankly at my screen. In case you are wondering, according to this, I am Bart Simpson....

You Are Bart Simpson

Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble." Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years. You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

...I should go and get a PhD in English....and possibly see about finishing it, too

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)

You're a great thinker and a true philosopher. You'd make a talented professor or writer.

...I'm a jelly bean of controversy

You Are a Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bean

You have a strong, distinct flavor that makes you quite controversial. Some people love you, others wish you would disappear forever.

and my power month is August!

Your Birthdate:

You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life. And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others. You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented. Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage. Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all Your power color: Bronze Your power symbol: Half Moon Your power month: August

and my aura is colored a stunning shade of...red?

Your Aura is Red

Your Personality: Self-confident and stunning, you live in the now! You love life and experience all it has to offer. You in Love: You're a bit private and have trouble opening up. You need a secure guy who can deal with your independence. Your Career: Your ideal job gives you a ton of control and concrete results. Consider being a chef, surgeon, or architect.

Hmm. Anyone remember the color of my world? Not red, that's for sure. Hmph.
Even so, having now been defined by anonymous code-builders, I think I can go and take that nap.