Hat tip to the Nome, for pointing out that USA Network's new show, Royal Pains, is starting with an, um, ooze. Yep: hemophilia.
Here's a short review done by someone who seems to know his tellyvision, and another done by someone whom, I suspect, knows his factor level. Shockingly, the show doesn't improve by having a bleeder on it.
And happily, curiosity isn't enough to impel us to shell out for a tv and the cable company's goodwill.